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THE OLD RANCHER








The banker saw his old

friend Tom, an eighty-year-old rancher, in town.


Tom had lost his wife a year or so

before and rumor had it that he was marrying a

'mail order' bride.

Being a

good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor

was true.

Tom assured him

that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age

of his new bride-to-be.



Tom proudly said,

'She'll be twenty-one in

November.'

Now the banker, being

the wise man that he was, could see that the

sexual appetite of a young woman could not be

satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.



Wanting his old friend's

remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully

suggested that Tom should consider getting a

hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing

nature would take its own course.



Tom thought this was a good

idea and said he would look for one that

afternoon.

About four months

later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.



'How's the new wife?', asked

the banker.

Tom proudly

said, 'Good, she's pregnant.'



The banker, happy that his

sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And

how's the hired hand?'



Without hesitating, Tom

said,



'She's pregnant

too.'


...Don't ever underestimate

old Guys!!!