A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even
named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.."
He turned to the third Mom: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows
itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother quietly got up, took her little boy by
the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's
talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.
Obsessions
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C'mon Dick.... 
(that's what pappaw says everynite! )Even a broken clock is right twice a day 
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Since he named his dog Dick..................................oh never mind 
Keyboards should be equipped with breathalyzers
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FasterThanYou wrote:Since he named his dog Dick..................................oh never mind
(LOL, actually I named him but yeah
)Even a broken clock is right twice a day
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Apparently my wife was obsessed with Avery Labels... Apparently purpleish colored...
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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Has she got everything in the nursery labeled with purple labels? Gettin exciting, won't be long you'll be flooding the net with bambino pics!!! 
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