Women's Health Issue

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Nervous Wreck
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Women's Health Issue

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Important Women's Health Issue:



n Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

n Do you suffer from shyness?

n Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?



If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.


Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you
out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and
willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits
of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses
you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the
life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the
past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.



Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't
mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.



Side effects may include:

- Dizziness

- Nausea

- Vomiting

- Incarceration

- Erotic lustfulness

- Loss of motor control

- Loss of clothing

- Loss of money

- Loss of virginity

- Table dancing

- Headache

- Dehydration

- Dry mouth

- And a desire to sing Karaoke



WARNINGS:

n The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
n The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
n The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can
sing..
n The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.



Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
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Re: Women's Health Issue

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LOL, I think SNL did a skit on that...
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=)) :)) =)) [-( They are correct on all of the side effects! ;) ;;)
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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