doctor visit

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doctor visit

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A beautiful woman went to see a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the stunning woman and all his professionalism went out of the window.

He told her to get undressed.






After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her,
'Do you know what I am doing?'






'Yes,' she replied, 'You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.'







'That's right,' said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts.
'Do you know what I am doing now?' he asked.






'Yes,' she said, 'You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer.'






'Correct,' replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having
sexual intercourse with her. He asked,
'Do you know what I am doing now?'







'Yes,' she said, 'You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the first place.'
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