Aunt Mildred

[Nervous Wreck]

Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent
over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just
kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart,
since it was badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden
to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly
where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said,'Your heart would
be just below your left breast.'





Later that night......Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a
gunshot wound to the knee.

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