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LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL (PRICELESS!)
>
> According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was
> recently faced with a unique problem.
>
> A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put
> it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick,
> they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip
> prints.
>
> Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the
> girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had
> to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with
> the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a
> major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night
> (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
>
> To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the
> maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out
> a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror
> with it.
>
> Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
>
> There are teachers ... and then there are educators
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