E is the yellow lab

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E is the yellow lab

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I'll Hump Anything!



>



> >Three Labrador retrievers-one brown, one



> yellow and one black-were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office



> when they struck up a conversation.



>



> >The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you here?"



> The brown lab replied, "I'm a



> wetter. I wet on everything-the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was



> last night when I wet in the middle of my owner's bed."



> The black lab said, "So what is the vet



> going to do? "Gonna give me Prozac," came the



> reply from the brown lab. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for



> everything."



>



> >The black lab then turned to the yellow lab



> and asked, "Why are you here?



> The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger.



> I dig under fences, dig up flowers and



> trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When



> I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.



> But I went over the line last night when I dug a



> great big hole in my owner's couch."



> "So what are they going to do to



> you?" the black lab inquired.



&g



t; "Looks like Prozac for me too,"



> the dejected yellow lab said.



> >



> >The yellow lab then turned to the black lab



> and asked, "Why are you at the vet's office?"



>"I'm a humper," the black lab



> said "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat,



> a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever.



> I want to hump everything I see.



> Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the



> shower and was bending down to dry



> her toes, and I just couldn't help



> myself. I hopped on her back and started



> humping away."



> The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad



> glance and said, "So, Prozac for you too, huh?"



> The black lab said, "No, I'm here



> to get my nails clipped."
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