female compassion

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female compassion

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FEMALE COMPASSION
>
> A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no
> Legs.
>
> Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
>
> The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
>
> The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
>
> The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
>
> The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
>
> The third woman( a divorcée) came to him and said, 'Have you ever been
> screwed?'
>
> The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.'
>
> She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
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Re: female compassion

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Poor Fella
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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