How to stop her nagging

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How to stop her nagging

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Two guys go to a bar after work. One says, "I dread going home after stopping for drinks. I shut the truck off and coast up the driveway, sneak in the house, tiptoe down the hall...she wakes up and bitches and nags till 2 in the morning." His friend says he found the cure for that, " I pull in the drive, rev it up 5 or 6 times, slam the front door, go stomping down the hall, fling open the bedroom door and scream out, Honey I'm home and I'm drunk, lets have sex. She always pretends to be asleep."
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Re: How to stop her nagging

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Diamonds, that'll shut`er up =))
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E_HILLMAN wrote:Diamonds, that'll shut`er up =))
You must not stop on the way home and drink much =)) =)) Use the diamonds for when you realy F up O:-)
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Re: How to stop her nagging

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E_HILLMAN wrote:Diamonds, that'll shut`er up =))



(-| haaa haaa, that won't work forever! Ask Pappaw. ;) (actually, you're still not off the hook, we just let you think so for awhile... :-$ )
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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