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Subject: FW: Why I Call Him Honey (funny)

An elderly lady was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening.

She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to
her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling,
Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly,
they were still very much in love.

While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her
hostess to say, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your
husband all those loving names'.

The elderly lady hung her head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' she said, 'his name
slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky
old butthole what his name is.'
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FUJ! :ymtongue:
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)
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OMG!! ROFLMAO!! I worry Mr. RE3 might agree with ya J! =)) =)) =)) =))
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WHAT? There's a Mr. RE3? I musta fergot! :ymtongue: :ymtongue: BTW...I still need an FU button for you doofuses!
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)
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