The queen and Dolly

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“The
Queen & Dolly Go To
Heaven”


Queen
Elizabeth and



Dolly
Parton
die on the
same day and they both go
before an Angel to find out if
they'll be admitted to Heaven.



Unfortunately,
there's only one space left that
day,
so the Angel
must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's
some particular reason why she
should
go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and
says, 'Look at these,
They're the
most perfect
breasts God
ever created,
and I'm sure
it will please God to
be able to see them every
day, for eternity.'

The Angel thanks
Dolly,
and asks
Her Majesty the same
question.
The
Queen takes a bottle of
Perrier out of her purse,
Drinks it
down.
Then, pees into a toilet
and pulls the lever.
The
Angel
says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'

Dolly is outraged and asks, ’What was that all
about?
I show you two of God's own perfect creations
and you turn me down.
She pees into
a toilet and she gets in!
Would you explain that to
me?'

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel,
'but even in Heaven,



A Royal
Flush

Beats a Pair
-



No matter
how big they are.