Poor Dave

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Dave works hard at the plant and plays golf every Saturday. His wife
thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him
to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says,
"Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to
this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my golf team." When they
are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over
a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the
waitress from the golf club. I always have a bud at the end of the first
nine, honey. A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms
around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey.
Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs
her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting
into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dave
tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for
someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him
at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says,

"Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch this time."