Childbirth at 65
Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!!
With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a
65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went
home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a
while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and
I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see
the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES !' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES ?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until
he
CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
childbirth at 65
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