The bowling team

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The bowling team

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The Bus Ride




Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend
trip to Louisiana.
The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and
the Blonde team rode on the top level.


The Brunette team down below really whooped it up,
having a great time, when one of them realized she
hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She
decided to go up and investigate.


When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the
Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road,
clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
The brunette asked, 'What the heck's going on up here?
We're having a great time downstairs!'


One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard
and whispered...
"WELL, OF COURSE, YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!"
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Barb is the captian of the upper deck team! :D
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Spare Change wrote:Barb is the captian of the upper deck team! :D
Jeffie is the dead duck under the bus! :ymtongue: :ymtongue:
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you that be a dead duck that shat on someone? =))
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