Immortal wisdom

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Jaybird
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Immortal wisdom

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I think we all need some words of wisdom after Nov. 4th!



'If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed;
if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.'
-Mark Twain




Suppose you were an idiot.
And suppose you were a member of Congress....
But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain




I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity
is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-Winston Churchill




A government which robs Peter to pay Paul
can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw




A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man,
which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
-G. Gordon Liddy




Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep
voting on what to have for dinner.
-James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)




Foreign aid might be defined as
a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries
to rich people in poor countries.
-Douglas Casey




Giving money and power to government is like
giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian




Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live
at the expense of everybody else.
-Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)




Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
If it moves, tax it.
If it keeps moving, regulate it.
And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-Ronald Reagan (1986)




I don't make jokes...
I just watch the government and report the facts.
-Will Rogers




If you think health care is expensive now,
wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
- P.J. O'Rourke




In general, the art of government consists of
taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens
to give to the other.
-Voltaire (1764)




Just because you do not take an interest in politics
doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
-Pericles (430 B.C.)




No man's life, liberty, or property is safe
while the legislature is in session.
-Mark Twain (1866)




Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
-Unknown




The government is like a baby's alimentary canal:
a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
-Ronald Reagan




The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings.
The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill




The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist
is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-Mark Twain




The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly
is to fill the world with fools.
-Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)




There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress.
-Mark Twain




What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)




AND THE BEST ONE.......

A government big enough to give you everything you want,
is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson


Read it and weep!

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Re: Immortal wisdom

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Sadly, that is all relevant now. :ymtongue:
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