Halloween costume

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A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in
a couple of days. So the husband tells his wife to go to the
store and get costumes for them to wear.

When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and
there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume.

The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you
ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me
something else I can wear."

The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume
and gets a replacement.

The Husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom, and
there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again
yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard
of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I
can wear to the costume party!"

The next morning his irate wife goes shopping.

When the husband comes home again from work, there laid
out on the bed are three items: one is a set of three white
buttons, the second is a thick white belt, and the third
item is 2 x 4.

The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"

The wife yells back, "take your clothes off. You can put the
three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino.
If you don't like that one, you can put the white belt on
and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT one, you can
stick the 2 x 4 up your a$$ and go as a fudgesicle!"
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